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[ans99]

I feel like my internet presence has been disjointed and confusing, so I've been trying to merge more things together. I'm going to run down a list of things I have to make it easier to follow what I've been up to. For those who have been playing the game to win, this list will (mostly) seem a bit redundant:

1. ART (ANSATE JONES)

My portfolio and services site:

http://ansatejones.com

You can buy stuff at:

https://www.redbubble.com/people/ansatejones/

My Patreon:

https://patreon.com/ansatejones/

My Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/AnsateJonesArt/

And Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/ansatejones/

2. MUSIC

My band's official site:

http://neverrightnow.com

Among other things, news, pics, press kit, videos, a link to our Tumblog, Twitter, Youtube, Bandcamp and mailing list sign-up can be found here.

Our Twitter:

http://twitter.com/neverrightnow

Our Bandcamp:

http://neverrightnow.bandcamp.com

You can become a fan of Never Right Now on Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Never-Right-Now/326417010926

Our Youtube:

http://youtube.com/neverrightnow/

Our Tumblog:

http://neverrightnow-band.tumblr.com

3. TUMBLR

My Tumblog is at:

http://ans99.tumblr.com

In addition, because of all the inane book covers I used to run across in the course of my job (which at least in part had me putting up book reviews on a website), I created an additional Tumblr mocking said book covers:

http://wtfbookcovers.tumblr.com

Some of these seriously have to be seen to be believed.

Then, inspired by something snowgrouse did a while ago, I decided to make a Tumblog that drew parallels between owls and Doctor Who (it's better than it sounds):

http://orly-doctorwho.tumblr.com

And finally I help mod the Advice Master Tumblog here:

http://advicemaster.tumblr.com

4. TWITTER

My Twitter is at:

http://twitter.com/ans99

I also made a Twitter account that's about my ridiculous husband here:

http://twitter.com/whyimarriedhim/

Comments

[mind-the-tardis.livejournal.com]

...The book cover tumblr has just drained 20 minutes of my workday. The book I'm reading right now would be a good candidate. It's about teaching history.

Or about playing chess with spacemen on a field.

[freyja.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of 'Magic Schoolbus' based on that description. Then I saw the cover and now I can't stop laughing. THANKS

[mind-the-tardis.livejournal.com]

"DOW 9500!"

It gets worse the longer I look at it. Academic books get the short end of the stick, in design terms. I think I would desperately hope I got a plain-color cover. JUST PUT THE TITLE ON IT, don't try for any graphics, please.

I want to read that leeches book you posted, though. It looks like a kids' book. "Mom put the leeches on her feet. They tickled! And then they started sucking her blood into their internal body cavities and swelling up. Johnny thought of the balloons Mom sometimes bought him in the park. Soon Mom's feet would be all better!"

[freyja.livejournal.com]

I try not to look at it too long. It must be so much worse in person.

It's true though; 99% of the bad book covers I find are from textbooks. It's like the designers have just given up hope.

I think you need to write that children's book. I hope you aren't offended though if I... can't read it 0_o

(And for some reason now I'm thinking of the Master writing children's books)