From Twitter 08-14-2009

• 13:05:49: honestly when the tensile strength of the paper towel perforations is greater than that of the paper towel holder, THERE IS A PROBLEM. 9_9
  
• 13:07:14: ugh. i can't BELIEVE @warrenellis is going away from twitter AGAIN! the nerve of that guy. <3
  
• 13:27:04: Photo: (RT @miamiadschool) “The world captured by Google appears to be more truthful and more transparent... http://tumblr.com/x6t2p280i
  
• 13:32:12: "Once you get a group of men together to socialize around the concept that a woman’s will is merely an..." http://tumblr.com/x6t2p2agm
  
• 13:34:29: Malaysia: Gay Sex Leads To Swine Flu - adamquinn: http://tumblr.com/x6t2p2bii
  
• 15:12:57: reason # 452 to get a tumblr: colin meloy of the decemberists has one! http://colinmeloy.tumblr.com/
  
• 15:14:53: "My sister accused me of “stealing” Depeche Mode from her; she got into them first and I was the..." http://tumblr.com/x6t2p3l5l
  
• 23:15:17: "SLUGHORN: Ron Weasley almost died, and was only saved by the Potions genius of Harry Potter! SNAPE: … Am..." http://tumblr.com/x6t2p9a59
  
• 23:28:36: Video: Kelly Valleau plays a mean classical folk a la Ani Difranco.  Listen to his rendition of Pink Floyd’s... http://tumblr.com/x6t2p9fgq
  
• 23:39:54: "A downtown hotel being sued by a woman raped at gunpoint in its parking garage is claiming she was..." http://tumblr.com/x6t2p9jvu
  

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