I hate to be one of THOSE RPERS but...

If you're going to play a character like, oh I don't know, maybe THE MASTER, what might really help you is learning to SPELL. Or even just use your spellcheck. It's right THERE. It even auto-underlines words that are misspelled as you type. Not that I've never misspelled anything in my life, but come on. He's the MASTER. He corrects others' GRAMMAR. I'm sure he'd know how to spell 'preferable'.

This is brought to you by, in parts, anal retentiveness honed from decades of academic-based competition, a severely fucked sleep cycle, two bottles of black currant cider I didn't even like much, an all-night marathon of Black Books, and, yes-- obscene amounts of bitterness due to rejection. Deal.