as i lay tweeting by her side

[ans99]

13:44 yes, this makes me feel a lot less stupid... RT @Mangojess15 Stupidest ways to lose your job: bit.ly/jjMEc #

13:54 my entire household is sneezy... except the boyfriend. cat's sneezy. rat's sneezy. i'm sneezy. ken? not sneezy. ????? #

13:55 oh, and the gpigs are sneezy too. but they're tasty food, not pets, says kitsune. #

19:50 RT x2: @rosswhite Five Weddings. @gregurban Batman Relaxes. Terminator Picnic. #nicerfilmtitles #

20:24 x3: the last lie-down #nicerfilmtitles #

20:38 i've decided for our wedding i want someone driving a motor boat through the reception, in homage to what may be the worst bond film ever #

20:43 yes indeedy. have a prize: tinyurl.com/ndz7xd RT @mariosknees @ans99 Was that Live And Let Die? #

23:19 kit is engaged in an epic battle royale with two lanyards tied together while she is cleverly camped out behind a shirt draped over a chair. #

23:23 the shirt inadvertently gets involved about as often as you'd expect. #

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